My eyes are blurred, my brain is mush. My hands begin to tremble. I fell for those deceitful words: 'Easy to assemble.'" -Christmas Unwrapped: Lighthearted Humor to Get You Through the Holidays
If the holidays conjure up images of maxed-out credit card bills, mile-long mall lines, or that lamp from Aunt Jane that graces your abode only when she comes to visit, this colorful keepsake provides rhyming redemption.
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Rhyme master Scott Emmons approaches Christmas with a joke and a grin by offering 47 original poems, including:
* Dear Santa,
Toys get broken.
Candy's cheap.
Pets take effort.
Fruit won't keep.
Candles smell.
Clothes might clash.
Games are boring.
Please send cash.
Love, Mindy
* Grandma's Gift
Which present came from Grandma?
It isn't hard to see.
The gift wrap is the same she's used since 1943.
Book attributes include a stocking-friendly trim size and ribbon marker, along with four-color art and photography throughout.
Christmas Unwrapped: Lighthearted Humor to Get You Through the Holidays
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Book Details
Author(s)Scott Emmons
PublisherAndrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN / ASIN0740768565
ISBN-139780740768569
AvailabilityUsually ships in 24 hours
Sales Rank2,005,710
CategoryHumor
MarketplaceUnited States 🇺🇸
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