Cautionary Tales from the Philippines: An |American Expat Adventures in Paradise

True life experiences from an American expat that has lived in the Philippines for over five years on a small rural province in Western Visayas in the Philippines. *Watch out for the airport vultures who are ready to swoop down on you at a moment's notice. *Could your mother-in-law turn out to be a killer? *Will your neighbor shoot you over a missing dog or chicken? *My wife was shot at a disco dance. Her father pulled the bullet out with tweezers. How tough are you? *Can you survive an attack from a Filipina witch, the Aswang? *Will the "White Lady"cause your death? She's killed plenty of people in our province. *Noisy neighbors that are armed to the teeth. How do you deal with them? *My wife is attacked by a female major in the Philippine Army. What would you do? *Will you be an illegal American living in the Philippines? They are plenty of them. *Scammers, murdereres and other morons. Here's what to do and what NOT to do.