Psychoanalytic Celebrity Poems: With Illustrations

Author's Note: I will never meet any of these people, the celeberties, but I feel like I know them. We all do. We treat them like royalty—modern kings and queens we spend needless hours gossiping about, but yet we are happiest when they play the role of the fool. In this book they will be taken off our collective pedestal and will speak without a script as I, the poet, will also advise them on how to not to go bankrupt or be such an ungrateful asshole.

I put all of them on my couch and played psychologist letting them speak freely in the best and oldest artistic tradition we have—poetry. Not many people read poetry books these days but we all look at the celebrity magazines while waiting in line at the grocery store. Think of this book as a guilty magazine pleasure in the form of poetry. If you have read “The Passion of The Christoph”, you know it's going to get raw, it is going to get real, and you are going to laugh really hard.

If there ever was a poetry collection that was bathroom material this is that book.

Celebrities include: Beyonce, Amanda Bynes, Justin Bieber, Louis C.K., Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson, Ryan Gosling, Paris Hilton, JLo, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan and many others. That includes Illustrations by Spider B.