Men Are From Mars, Women Don't Have a Penis: Yet Another Self-Help Book You Will Collect But Never Read

Another self-help book you will never read

This metaphor powerfully illustrates the antagonism that occurs in male/female relationships and offers a bleak reminder that the gulf between the sexes is large enough to host a Ukranian air show.

This superb guide teaches how to:

•Awaken untapped resources of emotional and sexual apathy
•Eat more ice cream
•Drink more beer

An invaluable tool for achieving co-dependent stagnation.

Based on years of experience of observing couples (for which he recently completed seventy-five hours of community service), Michael Powell has devised this powerful system for developing shallower and more meaningless relationships.