Take…
Seventeen screaming Shifters without a smidgen of sense…
Five feathered femme fatales led by the most fantastic fuchsia Flamingo…
One broken-down, bramble-covered, behemoth of a building called Bailmore Hall…
Add in a hot-as-homemade-sin hunk of a Hound Dog with hazel eyes who makes me huff and honk and think of humping…
Throw them all together in the backass Swamp on the wrong side of Tallullu Parish, Louisiana, sprinkle with a dash of murder, a pinch of mystery, and a helluva lotta mayhem and you've got my life.
My name's Maxine Monroe. We are the Maidens of Mayhem. Bodies buried with twenty-four-hour notice and a picture ID. Alibis provided upon request.
For our 'extended stay' clients ~ padded rooms on the third floor and straight-jackets kept in the closet on the right.
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