Book of Truly Stupid Sports Quotes

With over 400 of the most hilariously bone-headed remarks ever made in the history of athletics, The Book of Truly Stupid Sports Quotes will have you laughing so hard you'll have to call "time out!"

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
-- Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his trip to Greece

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
-- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
-- Rod Brookin, senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh

"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-- Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann