The World's Loudest Armpit Fart (Danny Baker Record Breaker)

Like many young boys, Danny dreams of making it into the record books. Eternally optimistic, he writes to Mr Bibby, Keeper of the Records, with hilarious accounts of his yucky endeavors. In this book, Danny will attempt to break the following records. Drumroll, please . . . Most armpit-farted verses of "Old MacDonald had a Farm!," Vilest verrucas!, Biggest jelly-fight!, and Crinkliest wrinkles!