PMS: A Guy's Roadmap (In Case You Won't Ask for Directions.): The Secrets to Living with a Lady's Cycle

PMS: A Guy's Roadmap (In case you won't ask for directions), wraps various PMS explanations in laughs, providing men with a better understanding of the phenomenon in an interesting way, and providing women with a complete explanation they can offer as to why they're eating Cheesey Puffies with their ice cream. This essential guide covers some of the most perplexing female issues, such as: Why we ask men questions and leave the room as they answer;The shoe-shopping chromosome;Bathroom Bonding;When to lie;Recipes for maximizing shortening content;The fatty/sweet, fatty/salty PMS paradox;Mood elevation techniques, including 12 ways to destroy the Victoria's Secret catalog;The benefits of the "half time show";and more! No matter how many times their women experience PMS, men seem to need more guidance in understanding it. By the conclusion of this book, they will have a clear understanding of why they found it so confounding in the first place. Charts, graphs and historical anecdotes round out this laugh-out-loud perspective on a timeless problem. So for all those males lost every 28 days, or for those who need a fairly affordable gift quickly, this book is for you.