Humor Almanac 2004
Book Details
Author(s)Scott Pickard
PublisheriUniverse, Inc.
ISBN / ASIN0595324525
ISBN-139780595324521
AvailabilityUsually ships in 24 hours
Sales Rank12,628,546
MarketplaceUnited States 🇺🇸
Description
There must be a good reason why you should buy this book. Let's see, here's a few: If you've got a table where one of the legs is shorter than the rest, this book can be used as a shim. If it's too thick, just tear out some pages. If you have a problem with constipation, take this book into the bathroom next time. Close your eyes and pretend you're reading Braille, and see if that doesn't loosen the pipes. At the next gift grab-bag, slip a copy of this book into the mix with a post-it on the inside that says, "I'm sorry!" The next time you make assignments for your next Bible study session, have someone you don't like read some pages out loud to the group. You may want to be absent for that meeting.
And if you happen to break out into a rash while reading this book, don't worry, that's normal.
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