Haiku For Guys: Poetry. Wisdom. Cleavage.

Haiku is a traditional Japanese poetry form using just seventeen syllables, divided into three lines of 5-7-5 respectively. And traditionally, the subject of Haiku is nature.

Forget tradition.

GUY HUMOR is about sex, women, sports and beer, mostly. Larry Rogak -- a "guy" if there ever was one -- has taken Haiku and PIMPED IT into a vehicle for GUY HUMOR.

No more poems about sunsets, lotus blossoms and dragonflies. HAIKU FOR GUYS has poems called SEX WITH A DOG; BREASTS; BEER AND PISS; and THE ZEN OF TAKING A DUMP. Here, get a load of this one:

LESBIANS

They like to watch sports

Wear flannel shirts, look at chicks

Heck, they're just like us!

Right away you can see this is no ordinary book of poetry.

Best of all, Larry Rogak explains to GUYS how to use this book to GET OVER WITH CHICKS.

This is the PERFECT book to read while pinching a loaf, or just loafing. And won't "she" be impressed to see you reading a poetry book!

HAIKU FOR GUYS is not only fun to read, it may help to disguise the pig that you are.