Shaken Not Stirred: The Girl's Guide to Stylishly Surviving the Big One: Earthquake Preparation for the Chic & Glamorous

The first & the only stylish and fun earthquake preparation book you will ever want to buy. And NOT just because its the only one.... Shaken Not Stirred: The Girl's Guide to Stylishly Surviving the Big One is the definitive earthquake/disaster preparation book for the Chic & Glamorous. Megaquakes, Hurricanes, Tsunami, Super Volcanoes, Hadron Collider Black Holes, Flooding, Tornadoes, Rapture, Zombie Apocalypse, Honey Boo Boo/End Times. Sure we survived December 21, 2012 with our Choos intact, but we live in a world where disaster strikes faster than a Bergdorf Trunk Sale runs out of Chloe. Forget Doomsday Preppers, Snooki has a published book. What clearer sign do you need of imminent Armageddon, Chic-a? What kind of sign will it take to convince you to prepare for the Big One, if not “musings” from the Jersey Shore in print? Oh Sissy, please. I know just how prepared you are for the Big One (approximately, “One-Pair-Of-Clean-Panties-Away-From-Wearing-Bikini-Bottoms-To-Work-Prepared”). The Big One. A 7.5+ magnitude earthquake on the San Andreas, epi-centered in the heart of California Urbanity. Or in Seattle, NYC, D.C. even! Your home shakes, your beautifully ornate maple armoire is teetering and you have no time to decide: Save the Choos or the children? Grab the Ipad mini or the laptop? Rescue Meemaw’s 4 Carat Blue from Tiffany or the vintage Chanel? Don’t be forced into Sui’s Choice, Chica. What if you could be so PREpared that you might be able to save them all? Oh you can, darling, you can. In fact, the truly stylish girl knows the Big One is coming and she does not want to be caught with her True Religions around her ankles when it hits. The truly stylish girl is wise enough to prepare in advance, and chic enough to do it right. Right now. A fun, silly, stylish, interesting easy to follow guide for Earthquake and Disaster preparation? Absolutely, right here, right now. Pour Vous. Shaken Not Stirred: The Girl's Guide to Stylishly Surviving the Big One.