The Cullens: Episodes 1 & 2 (Volume 1)

A Serious Parody of the Twilight series, from Faniverse Books. For episode 1: The Cullens are a peaceful family of vampires moving back into town after many years away. The Carltons, the resident family of werewolves, aren't happy to see them and the old covenant drawn up between Iordanus Cullen and Isaac Carlton appears in jeopardy. As if that isn't bad enough, an unknown serial killer is preying upon the humans of Vamp Town and the Carltons suspect that the Cullens are behind it. Will the covenant survive? Will the two families come to blows and try to destroy one another? And will Will Cullen, the young son of Iordanus and Juliana Cullen, and Samantha Carlton, the young daughter of James and Harriet Carlton, overcome all the odds and become a couple? Or will the barriers facing them be too much? For episode 2: The Cullens have only been back in town for a short while when a terrifying specter from Iordanus' past returns to wreak havoc. Adamo is the vampire who turned Iordanus long ago and he is immensely powerful. For hundreds of years, he has specialized in killing werewolves and now he has finally tracked Iordanus down to remind him that he is betraying his vampire blood by linking his family with the Carltons. Soon, Iordanus knows, Adamo may not be content with merely giving lectures and veiled threats. Soon, he may start killing the Carltons and anyone else who gets in his way. Can Iordanus finally stand up to Adamo instead of running from him? Can Will find a way to protect Samantha from Adamo? And will Adamo be successful in forcing Will to make a terrible choice between Samantha and being a "real" vampire?