Someday A Bird Will Poop On You

Someday A Bird Will Poop On You is somewhat of a preparatory essay for life. Nobody wants to find themselves at 35 years old, getting pooped on by a bird, and not knowing how to deal with it. Additionally, the acceptance of this fate will hopefully be inspirational towards dealing with any issue, over which we, as humans, have no control. Be it bird poop, baseball-day rain, or unjustly issued parking tickets, Someday A Bird Will Poop On You is a hilarious story for children and adults alike.