The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes / Phillips, Bob

This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations―

“Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us―all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?”

“You’re the laziest fellow I have seen.
Don’t you do anything quickly?”
“Yes, I get tired fast.”

“I haven’t slept for days.”
“How come?”
“I only sleep at night!”