Red Velvet

"The Knockout": Okay, Ruth Pirelli lost a crazy bet. She has to give up her beloved sweats and sneaks, and wear a black leather micromini and red velvet high heels to walk her dog. Next thing she knows, a goombah mistakes her for some mob guy's girlfriend - and he wants to know if she's ready for a sun-filled, fun-filled weekend in Brooklyn with la famiglia. Um, no. To the rescue: Nicky Del Bianco, superstud neighbourhood cop needs her to work undercover. But, would Ruth like to check into a four-star Manhattan hotel for five-star sex first? Um, yes..."Unzipped": Pam Kendricks is so not wild when it comes to clothes or anything else. Her wardrobe is beige. Her sofa is beige. Her life is beige. That skin-tight red velvet dress in the designer box can't be for her. But her totally hot deliveryman, Kev Donnell, insists that it is. And Kev wants her to model it for him - before he takes it off..."Double Dee": Lingerie designer, Dee Skinner just reinvented the push-up bra - but initial sales figures are oh-so-flat. Solution: road-test a fabulously sexy, oh-so-touchable red velvet version on the man downstairs. My, my, my. Dee had no idea Tom Driscoll was so good with his hands...