The Idiots: The Quarter Century Memoirs Of An Absolute Nobody

After his release from a suburban jail for rolling his car, and witnessing an Elvis impersonator marry his brother, young Dan and his biologist childhood cohort Roman embark on a life altering trip through Eastern Europe aided only by Ego. Along the way encountering the military, mafia, death, booze, sickness and friendship. All things a growing boy needs to get from one side to the other.