I'm Changing the Locks & Cementing the Windows

This book has been created for a parent preparing for the launching of a child to: College, Camp, Marriage & The outside world Because it contains valuable tips on recharging your batteries, it will also serve as a useful tool for any parents - or anyone who chose NOT to be a parent and wants validation! The most important aspect of this little volume is that its main mode of delivery is that of humor. Research indicates that laughter and positive thinking can lower the blood pressure, raise the levels of natural painkillers, and lower the cortisol (stress hormone produced in our own bodies!) level. So, you will be doing your body  a favor by reading this book and laughing!   Now, just kick off your shoes, make yourself an egg cream (New York beverage consisting of Fox's U-Bet chocolate syrup, whole milk and seltzer, all mixed together till the foam pours over the top of the glass), and have a good laugh!