A Very Merry Happy Kosher Christmas

When the worlds stupidest robbers break into the New York Public Library they are "shocked" to find only $14.28 in late book fees. An immediate change in plans and they take hostages: a Jewish Santa Claus, a pimp and his girl, a blind man looking for hidden money, a former Rockette, and an array of 18 colorful characters that lead our robbers through a journey back to their loves, their lives, and their family. By acclaimed playwright Mark Troy, it's 1978 New York City, and things ain't what they used to be.