You Might Be A Redneck If ...

You might be a redneck if…

• Your mother has ever been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event.
• Your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
• Hail hits your house and you have to take it to the body shop for an estimate.
• You know how many bails of hay your car can hold.
• You view the upcoming family reunion as a chance to meet women.

You Might Be A Redneck If… has sold more than one million copies and is in its 30th printing. Originally published in 1989, this humor classic has spawned numerous sequels, comedy albums and television specials.