696 Silly School Jokes & Riddles

With a whopping 696 belly laughs and comic illustrations too, this will become the favorite joke book for kids. Everything school-related comes in for some ribbing: teachers, tests, reading, writing, recess, homeroom hijinks, and all the hilarious things that happen in the halls of lower learning. Why did the skeleton flunk out? His heart wasn’t in it. What do you get if you cross one principal with another principal? Don’t do it. Principals don’t like to be crossed. And how about this exchange between teacher and pupil?

Teacher: Dorothy, what did you write your report on?

Dorothy: A piece of paper.

School has never been so much fun.