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Men Are Stupid . . . And They Like Big Boobs: A Woman's Guide to Beauty Through Plastic Surgery / Joan Rivers, Valerie Frankel | |
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A Q&A with Joan Rivers
Q: What kinds of books do you enjoy?
A: At my age, anything in large print.
Q: Who inspired you to become a writer?
A:An agent who told me I was too ugly to be in front of the camera.
Q:Is it true when they say that you should “write what you know�
A: Absolutely, which is why my next book is about having thighs that are visible from outer space.
Q:Writing is a tough profession. Do you remember the first time you were rejected?
A: My wedding night.
Q:What is it like having a novel? published at the age of 75?
A: I am so old, even the spine of my book has osteoporosis.
Q:Computer, typewriter or pen and paper. What tools did you use to write your first book?
A: Chisel and stone.
Q:Are you one of those writers who work at home in a dirty old bathrobe without showering for days?
A:Yes, except for the part about working at home.
Q:What’s the first step in getting a publisher interested in your book?
A: A check for fifty grand made out to “cashâ€.
Q:Is it true that the murder mystery was heavily influenced by fashions seen on the red carpet?
A: Absolutely. Even the dust jacket was made by Chanel.
Q:What was the most important thing that you learned while writing a book about plastic surgery?
A: Always use the spell-check when you’re still under anesthesia.