The Monger Diaries: In search of the perfect girlfriend experience

Kurt can't seem to get laid. Nothing-beers in smoky bars, nocturnal web crawls, visits to shady brothels, even regular dates-seems to help. What's worse, his gut is expanding against his will, and the signs of middle age are making their remorseless advance on his appearance. As he wades through the muck of modern life, he becomes ever more disillusioned until he finally departs for a vacation to India, where he seeks answers from a renowned spiritual guru, and relief at the hands of nameless but beautiful Desis. "Jamison Cruz is a sick man." Gabe BenzerLiterati "This book has damaged my faith in the essential goodness of man." Diego FuegoAuthorOptimism in 30 Days "World-historical misogyny." Diane FistwickFeminist, Activist