OK, You Dummies, Up Against The Wall!: (From "Hey, is this thing loaded?" To "Hey is this thing on?")

How many FBI agents retire and become professional ventriloquists? One...Me! And that's what this book is about. It describes my metamorphosis from investigator to entertainer. The story follows the progression from my childhood desire to be on stage and through my years as an award winning Vietnam War military photojournalist whose duties included shooting Bob Hope's USO shows. It details my thirty-year career as an FBI agent, and concludes with a look at my present day occupation as a ventriloquist/singer/comedian. It's a compelling and revealing glimpse into the world of an FBI agent who pursued a very different dream.