Cesar Millan Doesn't Live Here: The Comedy and Chaos of Living with Four Dogs

Cesar Millan Doesn't Live Here is a collection of stories that are snapshots into the daily life of Michelle and Jason and their four dogs. Stories include their Bullmastiff, Aurora, knocking a king size bed off its frame with her head, Dogue de Bordeaux Porter's harrowing experience with Frosty the Snowman, the basic decorating rule of never picking out paint while angry, and other events that remind us that sometimes our horoscopes to stay in bed are good advice.