FLYMF's Greatest Hits

For more than three years, FLYMF.com rattled the internets with works from dozens of burgeoning humorists. The monthly publication broke new ground by steadfastly refusing to call itself a "Zine." And its stories, essays, comics, and movies covered the gamut of hilarity, from the clever and the witty to the ironic and patently absurd, while never missing the opportunity for a well-intentioned poop joke. Collected here are the finest contributions from 24 writers spanning the toddler-long history of the magazine. With no subject off limits, no wise left uncracked, and plenty of words worth a trip to Hell, these hits wax hilarious on sign language, HPV, Snapple, ghosts, hijackings, Matt Damon look-alikes, Nigerian e-mail fraud, dead teeth, turkey raping, and looking past Don McLean's greatest hit.