O!M!G!: It's All About Me

O!M!G! (Oh My God) is a book written by Al L. Mighty as dictated by God. After centuries of silence, God has finally decided to let his people know that not only is he still around, but he wants to set the record straight about the Holy Bible. Starting with Genesis and ending with Jonah, God takes you through almost all of the books (he skips the books where HE isn't a major player) in the Old Testament, explaining his view on the events, correcting the mistakes and what REALLY happened. God will share his updated commandments (are there 10 left in this update?), his constant frustration with the Israelites and so much more. This is the book Moses didn't want to get out.