Stove Top Stories: Recipes for the Pseudo-cook Inspired by the Hedonistic Lifestyle of a Slacker

Bizarre situations, sex, drugs, and more inspire the author to cook. Short stories prelude each recipe. Sometimes a blog post ignites synapse and neurons start communicating and a quiche is born. Other times a drug induced coma may prompt an emergency fish fry. Whatever the reason or recipe, the partying has led to one conclusion: It can't be too difficult. Sloth and general lack of resources limit most of this cookbook to dishes you can prepare on the stove top. This journal cookbook is not meant for the easily offended, although some of the recipes might be worth the outrage.