I Am Stu Pitt: The Cheap Black and White Version

Stuart Pitt is a 40-something year old dreamer who, when he's not working on his lifelong dream of becoming the next humongous rock star, works at the Castro Food Emporium, a job he's held since his high school days. When the Mad Bread Squeezer strikes, Pitt's boss Greg Brady decides it's time to hire a professional security guard, Bolton Dalton. Yet it turns out the Mad Bread Squeezer isn't the only problem facing the management and employees of the Castro Food Emporium: the store seems to be haunted by cartoon characters from various cereals and junk food. And, to make matters worse, the German Mafia is attempting to forcibly take over the Castro Food Emporium. This stupidity-packed book is filled with absurdity, nonsense, action, romance, and probably the most shocking plot twist since Luke Skywalker found out his father was Darth Vader.