The Man Law Bible

This is the first volume of The Man Law Bible. Some have said it is the greatest book for men since the full picture Kama Sutra. Others have said this book is sexist, homophobic, outright disgusting and the reason why men are pigs! "I would put this book next to the toilet, where it belongs," said one enthusiastic person. With 500 of the most well known and unknown Man Laws, The Man Law Bible is the quintessential reference guide to any and all things Manly. WARNING: This book may cause rage, weeping, hair loss, weight loss, excessive weight gain, vomiting, explosive diarrhea, head aches, euphoria, decapitation, loss of vision, loss of hearing, loss of spouse, gambling, nose bleeds, groin pain, international incidents, uncontrollable night terrors, uncontrollable turrets, uncontrollable hatred for the French, finger dislocation, shoulder dislocation, domicile dislocation, painful laughter, and hiccups. Don't use while sleeping and driving. After reading avoid using heavy machinery or flying for 12 hours. If blood shoots out from your eyes, stop reading and contact your doctor. In the case of being stranded on a deserted island or being hunted by a rich billionaire, do not rely on this book to save your life. This book has been known to incite riots, uprisings, revolutions, divorce, wet t-shirt contests, and mutiny. Read this book carefully and avoid eye contact with Zombies.