A Parenting Conspiracy: The Fine Print for Becoming a Parent

A Parenting Conspiracy: The Fine Print for Becoming a Parent is an honest and humorous disclosure of the trials and tribulations of conceiving, pregnancy, delivery, and early parenting that are rarely revealed.

"Emily mixes together sobering facts and a bit of humor to confront glowing first-time mothers that what lies ahead may not be so great after all... but is definitely worth it. A perfect gift for Moms-to-be!" -Amy Adele

This tongue-in-cheek book won't help you parent, but tells you what other parents haven't, including...
Pregnancy messes with the hair growth everywhere on your body (and that's not the worst symptom)
Only 4% of babies are born on their due date (and you may be in labor for longer than a day)
Regardless of your type of delivery, you won't be able to sit, or have sex, for at least six weeks
You will milk yourself like a cow using a breast pump
Four hours of uninterrupted sleep is a good night
Your house will be covered in baby paraphernalia and toys
Guys can suffer from post-partum depression too

The heart-felt advice from the author, who "was shocked by the realities of parenthood," will give readers a glimpse of how something so small can bring such enormous changes in their lives.