Perry Wings it: The Exciting Adventures of Professor Zigleophod

The year was 1891, and Professor Zigleophod, world class inventor, was known throughout the land as being the Grand Noblest character that ever lived! With his dimwitted orphan sidekick, Perry Jr, there was nothing the two couldn't accomplish. Occasionally, the Professor would make his way to the Elegant Rooster ( a root beer bar he frequented ) and flirt with his lady friend, or hear a good joke from that joker, Dusty! (aye, sometimes he would have to strike Dusty, but that will be explained in more detail soon enough) All in all, everything was perfect for Professor Zigleophod... until one day... Trouble struck, and it struck hard - and in the form of lightning! Zigleophod had the brilliant idea to attach wings to a steam engine and fly away, but his dreams might not come to fruition, as the evil Cornelius (his arch-nemesis) threatened the livelihood of the Professor and Perry! What would they do? Oh, reader, you simply must open the book and start reading, immediately, or else you'll never know! So, you are cordially invited to partake in the thrill of a lifetime! The Exciting Adventures of Professor Zigleophod will certainly not leave you disappointed, and by the end of the novel, you, too, will understand why historians all make the claim that the noble and brilliant Douglas Zigleophod truly made Thomas Edison look like a wretched and stupid coward.