The Lord Doesn't Need Glenn Beck's Eyes: And Other Thoughts About the Weird State of Religion

When television host Glenn Beck announced that he was suffering from macular dystrophy, he told the world that it was okay. If the lord needed his eyes, he could take them. Author Aaron Jensen wondered why the lord would need someone's diseased, soon-to-be-blind eyes. If he's the lord, couldn't he just make some new, perfect 20-20 vision eyes to use instead? Why would he need Glenn Beck's eyes? That's just one of many essays and thoughts about the sometimes strange, often intolerant, and mostly insufferable state of religion in the United States and beyond. This collection of thoughts on the subject is sure to connect with those who have become fed up with the invasive religious majority who feel the need to push their agenda on the rest of the world...whether anyone wants them to or not. Essays include topics like: Code Word: Blessed, Jesus Requires Incentive, I "Like" the Pope, Every Girl in America is Going to Hell, and many more.