I Will NOT Go the F**k to Sleep

This book, a humor bestseller for six weeks, asks questions such as: What if a child, asked to go the f**k to sleep by its father, could respond in adult language? What if a band of 5000 yogis were flown in from India to balance India's budget deficit by spilling coffee on their laps at 5,000 McDonald's restaurants? How about a Nuclear Weapons fire sale to help balance America's deficit? What happened when an Indian men's magazine ran a special Sex Issue, with condoms glued to the inside of the magazine? What if the Great American Novel were outsourced to India, where literary sweatshop workers churned out such masterpieces as "The Great Goatsby" and "As I Lay Meditating?"

This 30,000-word book of humorous essays and of political, social, and intercultural satire is the author's ninth book. Writing about the author's first novel, The Revised Kama Sutra, Kurt Vonnegut described it as "very funny." It is not a book for children, but for adults who love absurd, satirical, and sometimes sexy humor. Among other things, it pokes fun at outsourcing and at familiar stereotypes about Indians and Americans, besides providing a revised, post-p.c. version of Genesis.

As one magazine's review of "The Revised Kama Sutra" said, "No sacred cows whatsoever."