My Super Asshole Roommate

Specialist Ricky Zack has the highest PT scores the Army has ever seen, is absurdly good looking, and can get any girl he wants. South Korea is being attacked by an unknown entity, and it seems Ricky might be Earth’s only hope of survival. I’m Private First Class Kyle Wilton. I can barely do PT, and I haven’t had a girlfriend for a few years. I’m not that good at my job. Ricky is my roommate. I hate him.