The United States vs. Santa Claus: The Untold Story of the Actual War on Christmas

HE'D BETTER WATCH OUT - WE'RE TELLING YOU WHY. From the quick-witted and severely cynical folks at The B.S. of A. with Brian Sack comes this hilarious, possibly fictional look at what happens when a scandal-plagued administration needs a distraction. From IRS audits and unionized elves to gigantic reports on the environmental impact of stocking coal and reindeer farts, the government pulls no punches in its effort to bring Santa to his knees. Can a bumbling bureaucracy manage to sour even the jolliest of souls and ruin an entire holiday in the process? Spoiler alert: Totally.

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING... TO JUSTICE!