How to Fly! The Art of Self Levitation Made Easy!: By Professor Doofus Igor Ignobelish, Future Nobel Laureate

“Have you always wanted to fly? Here is your chance to learn how. Don’t be fooled by lies of evidence based science any longer! Learn the secret of how to levitate yourself in flight! Be as free as a bird! Learn how your mind has the power to set you free!”-Professor Doofus Igor Ignobelish, Future Nobel Laureate An insanely hilarious New Age style book about how to levitate yourself using the power of the mind and all the things that can happen, if you allow your beliefs to supersede reality. Blast off to the ends of the universe and beyond with Professor Doofus Igor Ignobelish as your guide. Discover how the evil grounders and their conspiracies are the source of all your problems and of the coming dangers of alien invasions, both kinds! Learn how the Professor would solve all your problems and what the world of the future will look like, and I can bet it is not what you think. So take off with Professor Doofus Igor Ignoblelish and fly through the power of "Pure Thought." 98 Pages.