Lizards Rule Our Planet: An Illustrated Guide to the Global Reptilian Conspiracy (Wake Up And Smell The Reptiles!)
Book Details
Author(s)Lizardio Four
ISBN / ASIN1482033747
ISBN-139781482033748
AvailabilityUsually ships in 24 hours
Sales Rank1,986,113
MarketplaceUnited States 🇺🇸
Description
DISCLAIMER: This is a work of humor/parody.Â
We have been lied to for thousands of years! Since the dawn of mankind, our planet has been ruled by a species of intergalactic reptilian shape shifters. That's right: Lizard aliens from another dimension!
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They feed on human blood and life energy. They control politics, the media, the world markets, and the Internet. They are hell-bent on world domination, and will bring about Lizard Armageddon, unless they can be stopped...
We have been lied to for thousands of years! Since the dawn of mankind, our planet has been ruled by a species of intergalactic reptilian shape shifters. That's right: Lizard aliens from another dimension!
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They feed on human blood and life energy. They control politics, the media, the world markets, and the Internet. They are hell-bent on world domination, and will bring about Lizard Armageddon, unless they can be stopped...
With tongue-in-cheek humor and full-color illustrations, LIZARDS RULE OUR PLANET: An Illustrated Guide to the Global Reptilian Conspiracy takes readers on a wild ride uncovering the reptilian conspiracy to enslave mankind.
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Compiled by Lizardio Four, a leading intelligence analyst and conspiracy researcher, this snappy read is a one-stop resource to get a grip on the reptilian conspiracy that everyone is talking about.
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Read at your own discretion. And WATCH YOUR BACK!Â
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DISCLAIMER: This is a work of humor/parody. If you are looking for "serious" works on the reptilian conspiracy, we advise you look elsewhere. If you have a sense of humor and would like to catch up with this whole Lizard phenomenon in one quick read (with illustrations), please give this book a try. Also check out the sequel Behold A Pale Lizard for more advanced revelations.
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Compiled by Lizardio Four, a leading intelligence analyst and conspiracy researcher, this snappy read is a one-stop resource to get a grip on the reptilian conspiracy that everyone is talking about.
Â
Read at your own discretion. And WATCH YOUR BACK!Â
Â
DISCLAIMER: This is a work of humor/parody. If you are looking for "serious" works on the reptilian conspiracy, we advise you look elsewhere. If you have a sense of humor and would like to catch up with this whole Lizard phenomenon in one quick read (with illustrations), please give this book a try. Also check out the sequel Behold A Pale Lizard for more advanced revelations.
