Girlfriend Written Performance Evaluation: Girlfriend Performance Metrics in Thirty Key Areas, Including Appearance, Loyalty, Cooking, Sports and Gaming

People say being in a relationship is hard work, and they’re right. It requires a sacrifice of time, money and personal freedom. It requires putting aside what you want for the benefit of others. It requires dogged determination to fight through difficult circumstances and disagreements. And in the end, you just hope to get paid.

Once completed, your Girlfriend Written Performance Evaluation will provide your girlfriend with a snapshot of her perceived performance. To the extent your girlfriend is performing well, she will appreciate and value your positive feedback, which will encourage continued high performance. And if your girlfriend is underperforming in certain areas, the evaluation will foster a candid discussion regarding your concerns. There can be no greater gift for the one you love (or at least the person you sort of care about).

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There are a three primary ways people use the Girlfriend Written Performance Evaluation. The first and most obvious is for humor. We don’t deny that certain topics included in the Performance Evaluation are tongue-in-cheek, and a blank Performance Evaluation makes a great gift for friends or girlfriends at birthday, bachelor, white elephant or other parties.

The second way the Performance Evaluation is used is as a romantic gift. A complete and detailed Performance Evaluation filled with high marks and fawning praise is a wonderful way to tell your girlfriend how special she is and how much you enjoy and appreciate all she does.

The third and final way the Performance Evaluation is used is as a genuine tool to foster communication and improve relationships. As noted by psychologist Sam Margulies, who has created a more serious and clinically-based Annual Marital Performance Review, two people with reasonable intelligence will attempt to make things work, but only if they know what’s wrong. In the right hands and with the right couple, the Girlfriend Written Performance Evaluation can provide a humorous framework for a meaningful discussion about the state of your relationship. Maybe it can even repair the damage you'll cause by purchasing this evaluation in the first place.