The Boys' Hand Book of Masturbation

This "hand"y little book dispels the ugly rumors and hang-ups about one of the most pleasurable gifts "hand"ed to guys the world over. Improve self love with the chapter called "Techniques For One and All" and learn all you need to know in "A Short History of Masturbation". Dads, uncles, and single moms with adolescent boys should make this a mandatory read. Get rid of shame in their lives and let them know that those zits on their mugs came from cheeseburgers and tacos, not from downshifting the old stick shift. The Boys' Hand Book of Masturbation sets 'em straight (or gay; whatever he happens to be!)... But all joking aside, you'll be doing the youngster some good just by letting him know through the pages of this book that he is not alone. So buy this book and slip it under his door. He'll never know it came from you.