Blonde Girl Surviving the World: Two Parts Hilarious Memoir and One Part Survival Guide from a California Girl Living Life Abroad

In this book you will learn how to: Eat with a mustache in Romania Survive street food in India Talk with your hands in Italy Race a camel at the Pyramids Eat waffles in Belgium Get Blacklisted from a country and Survive a Revolution Desperate for some internet, I found relief as I glimpsed the computer. So what if it was the middle of the night and the security guard dozing off in the chair in front of the computer was at least a hundred years old. (Him and the computer both.) This was India, after all. And I hadn't been online to mail my family in who-knows-how-long. I slid next to the computer and turned it on gently, the older hardware hummed slowly to life. The elder Indian man woke, and asked what it was I was doing so late at night. "I'm opening Google," I explained sweetly. The senior man squinted his eyes as he glanced at his watch. "It's one in the morning. Is Google open at this time of night?" Join Krystal as she recaps for you her ultimate travelling highs (and lows). This book is part memoir and part survival guide for women living abroad. Krystal's writing style is boldly descriptive and uniquely her own. A must read for anyone thinking about travelling or for those of us seasoned in the art of "winging it."