The Adventures of Delbert

Men seek knowledge. Men seek women. Men seek adventure. For man, these three pursuits are natural, and these natural pursuits of knowledge, women and adventure furnish the intellectual, literary, and comical writing-threads that are woven into the many fabrics of, "The Adventures of Delbert." In this book, Delbert Blanton considers ontological issues as he dates many women and travels twice to Siesta Key, Florida with his friend Jerry, a coworker at Chrysler’s Kokomo Transmission Plant in north-central Indiana. The women are plentiful: IDA MAY, a tall, beefy woman and a hilarious date, a blind date set up by Jerry; THE FRENCH GIRL, a philosophical petite young woman Delbert meets on Siesta Key who has a singular sexual need; LORI, a born-again Christian and Delbert’s true love, a true love he never consummates; MELANIE, a Wall Mart manager who is a closet lesbian; BIG-TIT-SALLY, a waitress at Hacienda restaurant who streaks naked inside the Indianapolis Motor Speedway; YOLANDA JEFFERSON, a black nurse who wants Delbert to say the N-word; MARGOT, a Morgan-Fairchild-look-a-like-psychoanalyst on Siesta Key who becomes Delbert’s first piece of ass; and several others. Through these many women, Delbert contemplates life, his life and all life. Delbert writes eloquently about religion, teleology and theoretical physics, as he ponders the meaning of existence. Delbert struggles with the ideas of Chance, Fate and Free-Will. "The Adventures of Delbert" is a deep philosophical book, but it is also entertaining, funny and a bit raunchy. It is a book for the thinking man, the adventurous man, and the horny man. It is a man’s book. Therefore, women readers beware. However, male or female, if you choose to read this book, the author Delbert Blanton promises one guarantee: You will not be bored.