Tea, Sandwiches and Hardcore Pornography

From the creator of Sixteen Alligators and a Trebuchet, Trevor Mcinsley Moments and any number of other books that you have never heard of comes... this book. Yeah, melodrama is not my strong suit. Fortunately comedy is... Trevor Mcinsley is a man with one simple aim: To find out what happens when you send over 300 of the most bizarre emails imaginable to various supermarkets, car companies, customer service departments and warring East Asian nations... The results might surprise you. For instance who'd have thought an email about contracting leprosy in a Lidl supermarket would get a serious response? Or one about hang gliding from the top of the CN Tower? Or asking Pringles why they have never run an ad which simply says 'Pringles: Eat them or we will murder you and your family'? Or asking about bringing an air horn to mass at St Paul's Cathedral? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Or... well, you get the point. "I laughed until I uncontrollably dribbled tea all over my best shirt. Fortunately I have a lot of shirts. And tea." - Tea Monthly "Surreal, subversive, sandwiches and sensationally funny." - The Evening Sandwich "Good clean family fun." - Hardcore Pornography Today