Bullfrog

Bullfrog is a goody-two-shoes. A pathetic pansy. His college experiences thus far have been limited to the dry activities of the Students for Natural Highs Club. He has chosen not to drink, smoke, do drugs, or indulge in any wild behavior because he doesn't want to permanently soil his brain or derail his "perfect journey." The summer after his sophomore year, however, retards all of that boring wholesomeness. On the last day of the semester, Bullfrog learns that he has failed his mandatory German class and will be losing his entire grant. Since his parents cannot afford to foot the hefty tuition, he believes his perfect future is so completely and utterly over! WAHH! Inspired by the advice of his apartment building's alcoholic super to ignore society's rules and come unglued, Bullfrog mutates into a perverted, substance-abusing Turk who vows that no stone, no sin, will be left unturned or unstained with bodily fluids. "Bullfrog" is a coming-of-age story smelling of lube and baptized in bong water.