Who Wiggles the Meat Fork?: Tijuana Bible Tracts from the Church of BEEFUS

These "Tijuana Bible Tracts" were created to spread the 32-dimensional love of the Eternal NeverSquid, the dark nether god of succulent hate and woe, GLURK. It's a liquid message, squishy. Scrape the mold off it before you serve it to guests. Spread the butter, drain your brain, remove your drool-plug and find out who wiggles YOUR meat fork.