Words To Never Live By: Modern Day Proverbs, Truisms, And Stuff You're Better Off Not Doing

Life already has enough problems when we do everything right. But then we add in all the additional adversity brought on by our own stupid decisions. How can you avoid a huge portion of this unbearable turmoil? By buying this book! Fortunately for you, the lucky reader, inside these pages you'll find 201 priceless tidbits of life-changing advice telling you things to never do. These sayings will guide your decision making process and give you the wisdom to steer clear of dangers other people won't see coming. Sadly, those ill-fated simpletons who don't read this book will be doomed to a life of unfulfilled dreams and embarrassing unpopularity. Take some of these sayings literally. Some figuratively. Some metaphorically. And take the rest with a grain of salt the size of Utah.