The Legend of Middle Class: And the Battle of Blue Fist

As the winter’s snow of Wisconsin began to thaw in early 2011, ancient tomes were discovered in a snow bank chronicling a great and ancient battle from a time long forgotten. While the yellowing parchment was badly damaged and full of plot holes and spelling errors, fragments of the scrawling text were recovered and translated so the people of modern day could learn of their harrowing struggle. Here, now, is their story.