35 Pooping Positions to Spice Up the Bathroom: The Ultimate Guide to Pleasurable Pooping

Are you sick of the same old dump? Has sitting on the toilet become a total bore? Say NO MORE! Turn your bathroom time into an experience of pure Ecstasy using these 35 carefully crafted pooping positions – each designed for maximum pleasure. Try out fun new positions like The Turdle, Slam Deuce, and The Aristocrap. It’s time to hop on your porcelain saddle and ride off into the sunset. “Thanks to this book, my toilet and I have never been closer. A must-read for anyone losing their spark.” - Walter Hogglebottom P.H.D., M.D., S.T.D. “I take laxatives daily just to use this guide!” - Anonymous well-respected individual “I haven’t had this much fun since last Thanksgiving! 5 STARS!” - Your Toilet