The School Of Minecraft Mobs: An Unofficial Minecraft Tale

From Amazon's Best Selling Author 'Alex Brian'

Far beneath the stony western mountains, there stands a massive institution of learning. Carved from the stone of the mountain itself, the school houses innumerable monsters, from the tiniest of baby zombies to the gargantuan Endermen. Here, they learn the essential skills they employ as mobs. The Skeletons learn the importance of proper bow etiquitte (the best of them becoming Spider Knights), while the Zombies hone their groaning and teamwork. The Creepers are taught how to wait until the most inopportune time to attack their target, and the Endermen finely tune their transportation techniques and block-carrying while the Witches learn their brewing and poisoncraft. All of them, however, are here for one big reason-- to learn the best ways to terrify, agitate, attack, and otherwise bother Steve.