Summary & Analysis of A Storm of Swords, by George R.R. Martin (Game of Thrones Summary & Analysis)

This book is an unauthorized summary and literary criticism of the plot and characters of George R.R. Martin Book "A Storm of Swords", with a detailed chapter by chapter analysis. It is written humorously, but covers a lot of serious topics. A small sampling of the questions and issues which will be addressed: Did Margaery know of the plan to have Joffrey killed? How did Jeyne Westerling seduce Robb? The real reason why Jaime's hand was cut off. Why are Unsullied called Unsullied? Why does Melisandre say that Davos works for R'hllor? What happened to Craster's 18 wives left behind? Do the zombies snack on Craster's babies like Doritos? Why does R'hllor keep reviving Beric? The real reason the Hound hates knights. Why has Prince Oberyn waited so long to get justice for his murdered sister Elia? How can brainwashed Unsullied really make the choice to work for Dany? Why did Jaime give Brienne his highly valuable Valyrian sword? What was fundamentally wrong with the surprise appearance of the Small Paul Zombie? How does one become a zombie? The real reason why Tywin didn't want Tyrion having sex with whores.