Mind the Gap: True Tales of Confusion

Author D. W. Anderson knows there's a gap between reality and his perception; he just forgets. So sometimes he jumps trampoline nets for cash, catches "the AIDS," and collects underage drinking tickets. You've been there: building Slip 'N Slides in the high school showers; being suspended for accidentally mooning the student teacher; telling your third-grade teacher to "Suck it"; announcing a "shit-off" between friends; and witnessing the slow death of a loved one. Take a break from Twittergramming and drunk Amazon shopping. Sit back and laugh with (or at) a who always misses that last step down the stairs.